你是哪只 meme 猫?
二十四道题,二十三只把互联网搞崩过的猫:转到只剩一团影子的、站起来跳 happy happy happy 的、歪着头说「啊?」的、抱着香蕉哭得像天塌了的、坐在那儿人其实已经不在的。免费,不用注册,四分钟出结果,也别想自己挑一只喜欢的,抽到哪只是哪只。
Under the blanket, close to you, and deeply unimpressed by whatever is outside.
You want to be close to your people and left alone by everyone else, and you are prepared to be quite loud about the second half. You do not have much appetite for activity, but you have an enormous amount of persistence, and anyone who has watched you refuse to drop something knows the difference. Your loyalties are narrow, warm and permanent. Your patience with anything outside them is thin and you have never seen a reason to hide that.
What gets you into trouble is that suspicion is cheap and you spend it freely. You take a position on a person early, you defend it out of proportion to the evidence, and being contradicted only makes you dig. From inside it feels like discernment. From outside it looks like a wall going up around a very small group of people, which is a lonely thing to build slowly. You do not have to become trusting to fix this — you only have to let the first impression be provisional for a week.
二十四道题,二十三只把互联网搞崩过的猫:转到只剩一团影子的、站起来跳 happy happy happy 的、歪着头说「啊?」的、抱着香蕉哭得像天塌了的、坐在那儿人其实已经不在的。免费,不用注册,四分钟出结果,也别想自己挑一只喜欢的,抽到哪只是哪只。
十二道题,九只你肯定转发过的狗:整只离地起飞的那只、隔着栏杆狂吠的那只、戴着斗笠流一滴眼泪的那只。免费,不用注册,两分钟出结果,抽到哪只是哪只,不能自己挑。九只狗,九种在人群里的活法。
Twenty-eight forced choices across four axes, and one of sixteen types out the other end. Free, no sign-up, no fence-sitting.