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Which Cat Meme Are You? · Your result

German Cat

Volume is not your mood. Volume is how you say things.

German Cat

Direct · Loud · Over it before they are

Day to day — You do not hint. The true thing gets said, at whatever volume it arrives at, without much time spent filing the edges off. People around you always know where they stand.

Blind spot — You keep making the same mistake: assuming the content is the message. You are finished the moment you have said it, genuinely finished, while the person listening is still holding your tone three days later.

Up close — You are not aggressive, but your volume is aggressive by the time it lands. That difference matters to everyone except you.

At work — You are most useful where somebody has to decide, hold a line, or say the thing plainly. You do most damage where the job is soothing or brokering.

Clicks with — Banana Cat and OU Cat: both say it as it comes, and neither is quiet

Wears you out — Looking Away Cat and Alien Cat: they will not answer back, so you never hear how loud that was

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Outward Inward
Sly Plain

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