What Dog Breed Are You
Sixteen breeds, four axes, twenty-eight forced choices. Golden retriever energy is a real thing — this tells you whether you have it.
You have two settings: not moving, and moving faster than anyone asked for.

Nought to full speed · No brake · Contagious
Day to day — Something catches you and you are at full speed inside a minute. Everyone else is still deciding whether it is worth doing. By the time they decide you have done half of it, badly, and enjoyed it.
Blind spot — The brake is the problem. Plenty of things never needed you at full speed, and by hour three you are the only one still going. You cannot tell moving apart from progressing, and you usually find out at the end.
Up close — People who just met you call it energy. People who live with you call it tiring. You start things faster than anyone can follow, and they do not like to say so.
At work — You are strongest at starting and sprinting, weakest at finishing. Good at getting something off the ground, bad at holding something that already runs.
Clicks with — Maxwell and Evil Kitten: both spin in their own corner
Wears you out — Black Cat Zoning Out and The Crying Cat: you find them slow, they find you loud
Numbers appear here when you take the test yourself.
Sixteen breeds, four axes, twenty-eight forced choices. Golden retriever energy is a real thing — this tells you whether you have it.
Twelve questions and nine dogs you have definitely sent to somebody this year. Free, no sign-up, and no, you do not get to pick your own.
Twenty-eight forced choices across four axes, and one of sixteen types out the other end. Free, no sign-up, no fence-sitting.