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Which Cat Meme Are You? · Your result

Shocked Cat

Your face has finished before you have worked out what you think.

Shocked Cat

Key traits — Expressive · Cannot act · Fast reaction · Cannot hold a secret

What you are like — You are an emotionally visible type. Your face moves faster than your judgement: a number gets read out and your eyebrows have already gone before you decided whether it was good or bad. People learn to watch you, because it is quicker than waiting for the announcement.

Your strengths

· Sincere: what is on your face is what is in your head

· Fast: there is a response from you immediately

· Easy to read, so nobody spends effort guessing

· You could not work against somebody behind their back if you tried

Your weaknesses

· You cannot hold a secret — not a fast mouth, a fast face

· Your reaction runs ahead of the facts and turns small into large

· People weigh a sentence before saying it, and news starts routing around you

· The harder you try to look calm, the more obvious it gets

In love — The best thing about you in a relationship is that nobody has to guess. They know at a glance whether you are happy, which saves an enormous amount of trouble. But you get no say either: they see a feeling before you have finished having it, and sometimes they have to steady you first.

At work — You suit work where being believed matters: sales, service, teaching, making things. You are wrong for negotiation, confidentiality, or anything that runs on keeping your face still.

Best match — Happy Happy Happy Cat and Screaming Cat. with all three, what is inside is on the outside

Hardest work — Muhehehe and Deadpan Cat. they give you no expression and you cannot read them

One line for you — Put three seconds between hearing it and speaking. Look down at the table, then look up.

This cat, measured

Wired Flat
Outward Inward
Sly Plain

Numbers appear here when you take the test yourself.

Words other people use

no poker faceinstant reactioncannot keep secretsobvious tells
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