What Dog Breed Are You
Sixteen breeds, four axes, twenty-eight forced choices. Golden retriever energy is a real thing — this tells you whether you have it.
No second layer. What you show is what is in there.

No second layer · Easy to be around · Last to know
Day to day — There is no gap between your inside and your outside, and people feel it within a minute. Everyone else runs a small translation, turning what they feel into something presentable. You skip it, and the skipping is the whole effect.
Blind spot — The cost is specific: people start standing in front of you. Bad news gets softened, the real problem goes to somebody else first, and a thing everybody knows takes three extra weeks to reach you.
Up close — Nobody does it deliberately. It happens because interrupting your mood feels like breaking something. So you end up the last informed person in your own life.
At work — Nobody replaces you where a room needs lifting. People route around you where the job is bad news or a negotiation.
Clicks with — Screaming Cat and Shocked Cat: both put it straight out, whatever it is
Wears you out — Looking Away Cat and Deadpan Cat: you cannot read their silence and you will not ask
Numbers appear here when you take the test yourself.
Sixteen breeds, four axes, twenty-eight forced choices. Golden retriever energy is a real thing — this tells you whether you have it.
Twelve questions and nine dogs you have definitely sent to somebody this year. Free, no sign-up, and no, you do not get to pick your own.
Twenty-eight forced choices across four axes, and one of sixteen types out the other end. Free, no sign-up, no fence-sitting.